WWE Raw Is Muppets Thoughts 31 / Oct / 2011

Rock Video Promo
Standard promo, first he wouldn't team with Cena at Survivor Series, then he agreed to team with him after all. There was a lot of yapping in-between, but I kinda zoned-out. I think he agreed to it because fans sent him Twitter messages or some nonsense.

CM Punk Vs Mark Henry
After a couple of minutes, Alberto and Ricardo came to the ring, Ricardo attacked Mark Henry and CM Punk got DQ'd.
Punk threw Ricardo back into the ring and Henry slammed him. I like Punk a lot, but this was all boring.

The Muppets / Swagger & Vicky / Santino Segment
Textbook Wrestlecrap

Throughout the show the Muppets popped up doing stupid crap.
I know many fans seemed to find some things funny, but I didn't.
It's not my kind of humour. If I want humour, then I'll watch Bill Hicks, George Carlin or Henry Rollins.
I don't like hand puppets and I don't find them funny.

Diva Costume Battle Royal
I couldn't even watch this, but when the bell rang to say the match was over, I looked up and Eve had won, she's the new No.1 contender for the Diva Title.

Kofi & Evan Vs Cody Rhodes & Wade Barrett
I like Kofi and Evan and I even like Cody Rhodes, but this was just a nothing match.
The one guy in the match I don't think is any good in the ring got the pinfall, Wade Barrett.
So, Wade and Cody, during their first time as a team were able to beat the tag champs.

Even if Evan has been suspended, there is no reason to book crap like that.
Maybe Evan and Kofi should have been booked to lose the tag titles to a real team, like the Usos or something, but losing a nothing match to guys who haven't ever teamed before makes the belts look like nothing and the "Air Boom" team to look weak.

The Big Show Vs Alberto Del Rio
This was horrible, I couldn't watch it, when I looked up I saw Alberto holding Big Show in a chinlock and nothing much else seemed to happen.

Jack Swagger Vs Santino
This was a short, nothing match. Santino got some stupid fake drink from one of the hand puppets and spat it into Swagger's face before pinning him.
Wrestlecrap.

Dolph Ziggler Vs Zack Ryder
This looked like the best thing on the whole show, but I found it difficult to pay attention after all the crap that came before it.
Zack Ryder beat the US Champ.
Titles mean nothing in WWE, but I've said that so many times already, it's just redundant.

John Cena Vs The Miz
I didn't watch this match, but if it was anything like their match at Mania or any of their other matches on Raw or PPV, then I'm pretty damn sure it was f'n awful. I refuse to watch their parody of pro wrestling anymore.

This Raw was awful.
I wish I could find someone positive to say, but I can't.
I can't even say it was the worst Raw ever or anything like that, because in truth, I've seen many Raws just as bad as this, even though they didn't feature damn hand puppets!!

I don't know how WWE fans can defend this.
This isn't wrestling. This isn't entertainment. This is WrestleCrap.